Until Further Notice.

Love my Kit

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan, via riyal)


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tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

(Source: jizeru-jueru, via 50shadesofneigh)


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virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

(via humorking)


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bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

(Source: heteroh, via unsounded)


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spoopyscaryskele:

I have to write a process analysis paper for ap english on how i write papers and this is the first sentence of my conclusion

imageif this gets 10k notes by tomorrow around 6 am i’ll leave it in

(via unsounded)


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